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NMB broke up but not TBWT [Feb. 8th, 2007|10:00 pm]
What the fuck everybody! I havent done this in what seems like all year. What to say. I have done more than half of my homework this entire semester in one week. Also my band rocks. Fuck i had so much to say but once i got here i forgot everythign. SHIT!
Ill get out of my funk by trying this more and more!

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She's got on some good jeans. [Nov. 13th, 2006|03:50 pm]
[music |Minus the bear - Potato Juice & liquid bread]

SO since the last time Ive made love to this some thigns have happened. 1) I have realized that girls are still mysterious but i have figured them out a little bit. They dont have a penis. That much i know and they like to talk, alot. MOVING ON!!

2) I suck at calculus. I dont know if thats how you spell it but i dont even care. I have to retake it. Parents not gonna be thrilled. But seriously why do i have to take that shit im a fucking history major. Give kids the derivatives of the grades which will be a cruel joke because they will all be zero because thats the way calc does things. FUCKED UP!!

3) I am amazing. Now i admit at some points in time my amazingness slows and i faulter but that is not to say that i dont pick myself up again and regain my awesomeness. If one was to view me the amount of stress i am under because of school and such very much affects my ability to play my bass with the guys. And that is when im not awesome. Again i am always awesome but at points a great degree less then i am normally.

Now that we have the learning out of the way. Lets talk about life. The other day I was on the toliet which is were i do all my great thinking and consequently my remembering. And I remembered that i ahd a soci paper due today. This was 70 minutes before class. SO i finish pooping but i dont rush it because lets be honst, I had time, and i sit down to write my 5 page paer. I kicked its ass with a C. Thank you. Thats all I got. If you want to read about what I actually have been doing leavea a comment stating your favorite fruit and why it would be awesome in a smoothie.
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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2006|11:16 am]
[mood |complacentcomplacent]
[music |Teenage Bottlerocket - Fall For Me]

I got sick saturday and now im healthy again. In a state of limbo with a girl. Thats confusing so to balance that out i have been taking alot of time to masturbate. Yea its been fun and then th band ahs a new singer which is pretty awesome cuz russ was good and All but Dave is much Awesomer. I need to work on a new bassline for on eof our songs. God its been long since ive done this. I doubt I will update this ever again.
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You know its hard out here to be a pimp. [Aug. 24th, 2006|07:51 pm]
[music |Some hiip-hop in the movie at a strip club]

Im watchign hustle and flow alone in my single room. so what that means is that i am the only one with my door open on my floor and everyone else is gone. my floor is awesome so far. i cant really leave the building so im not. I have one dude who is by far the creepiest one on my floor. He is 24 ,has never kissed a girl, looks like he takes some brown paint and puts it under his eyes every morning and such. He is a nice guy but creepy as all hell. so right now marks the beginning of when i start updating this on a refular basis. later kids!!
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(no subject) [Aug. 19th, 2006|10:11 pm]
Im back at school and i dont wnat to update this ever again!!! BU TI WILL WHEN I GET BORED!!!
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(no subject) [Jul. 31st, 2006|09:41 pm]
I had an old lady swear at me in a way that seemed like a compliment. The mail is AWESOME!!
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Fuck Yea America!! [May. 11th, 2006|09:00 pm]
I am done with my sophomore year of college and it feels good. I will do a whole retrospective on the year tommorow when i get really fucking bored tommorow. So tune in!!
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I have this strange obsession with solitaire. [Apr. 24th, 2006|06:53 pm]
[mood |goodgood]
[music |The New Pornographers - The Bones of an Idol]

I play solitaire probably about an hour a day. Its sick i know but it's what I do. I didnt go home this past weekend because there was no reason too. So I spent most of Thursday night, friday, and saturday outside on the front porch hanging out having some beers with the nieghbors. We shared stories and secret recipes for bar-b-que and it was good. God also stopped by to taste some of my bar-b-que chicken and he even said it was good. I claimed hevaenly but he said no. They must have some good bbq up there. Lets rewind too monday night in which i got sick. I was awoken at about 3:00 am on tuesday to throw up and as we all know i have a flipper tooth. So in the rush of vomit my tooth came out. I did not notice this so i proceeded to flush the toliet. Vomit and water start to go down the drain and i get up to look in the mirror. SHIT!! I exclaim in a tired and sick voice, so it was more of a lack luster show of emotion, my toof! So down it went and i stick my hand hoping that it is in there. TO no avail it is gone forever. I sleep and wake up the next day to me being sick and missing 2 teeth. I am currently waiting for my dentists office to get off thier ass and get me my new teeth. I wanted them for friday as that was a big day for me. It was A Boy Who Thought's first show.

Thats a big deal for me for i have put alot of time into the band and our first show at one of the local bars was to be a fun night. So blah blah blah I dont have 2 fucking teeth. So i go through the show with a very lack luster performance. The worst part is after the show and after we pack all of our shit. That's when people want to mingle with the band that jsut rocked thier socks off. So i avoid these people because i dont have my 2 teeth. As it happens there are really hot girls that come up to me to compliment our rocking and i dont want to talk to them. I hate my fucking luck. On the plus side I just looked like an alcoholic because for most of the night i had my beer bottle covering the fact that i had no teeth. We got a $75 bar tab. It was nice but not enough for 5 guys that like to drink. Maybe next time.
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its called coffee but it should be called something else. [Apr. 17th, 2006|05:13 pm]
I got a new book today. I have read 100 pages already.
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Soooo... [Apr. 6th, 2006|11:39 pm]
[Current Location |1111 Spiros Ct #4]
[mood |surprisedtipsy]
[music |Descendents - This PLace]

It's another one of thom's lame parties and im up in my room passing time. May 4th is less than a month away and that means that i have to rock in less than a month for a bunch of drunk college kids. Its the reading day party for god's sake! That's all I have. I might go to my math class tommorow drunk. I havent decided yet. I think i probably will. IT should be fun.
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